Reports had stated that the Grand Canyon was where the potatoes had their one of their training bases. We had estimated that the Grand Canyon was where the potatoes trained younger potatoes to become full-blown terrors.

Responding immediately, the Tribe quickly dispatched a team of Ninja Tapirs to deal with these horrors. This team consisted of highly intelligent and observant Tapirs who are well-trained in many forms of world-renowned Martial Arts, such as Panic Attack, Scream & Cry and Run For Your Life.

Reaching the Canyon within a mere year from one of our bases, located inside the Hoover Dam (which is situated in a part of the Black Canyon, which is also a part of the Grand Canyon), using the highly efficient method, which no human is able to use yet, --- crawling, the team began to scout the area for any signs of Starchy Menace.

Finally, our extremely astute Tapirs had located the training ground. In an EXTREMELY COORDINATED attack which took an agonizing 4 seconds to plan, the Tapirs quickly launched themselves of the cliff in one screaming group in order taken the potatoes by surprise.

BUT LO!

The deviously cunning had fooled us. At the bottom of the cliff lay no potato training facility but an extremely unexpected death trap of pointed stones.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR-RRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG-GGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH-
HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, the potatoes had once again outsmarted us with a field of rock, dearly costing us the lives of our dear Tapir Ninjas. . .

NEVER AGAIN SHALL WE FALL TO THE TENDRILS OF THE POTATOES!!

WE SHALL COMMAND AND CONQUER!!! WE SHALL DESTROY ALL FORMS OF POTATOES!!!!!

TO AVENGE OUR TAPIR NINJAS!!!! LONG-LIVE THE SECRET TRIBE OF POTATO-HUNTING TAPIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!