Our intelligence has uncovered an extremely dangerous piece of information. THE POTATOES HAVE A NEW WEAPON!!!!

According to our sources, the potatoes have invested billions of dollars (in oxygen currency) and time to produce such a dastardly device.

The technique used to produce the weapons is extremely high-tech, such that nobody would ever think of it. However, this technique could only be summed up in a single statement: buying from a shop.

The Divine Force has managed to produce a picture of such a weapon. So dangerous it is that it is not advisable to view the picture without wearing any form of eye protection.

However, we have ingeniously discovered a technique which would completely neutralise this dangerous weapon. All one needs to do is to remove the pencil from the potato. Doing so would cause the pencil to lose all destructive power, such that it would become as useless as a mere piece of stationery.

Once again, thanks to The Secret Tribe of Potato-Hunting Tapirs, evil has once again been outmanoeuvred and outsmarted by the sheer intellect, cunning and nobility of the Tapirs.

LONG LIVE THE TRIBE!!!!!