Evil has many forms and guises. One of the most deadly forms is that of delicious fried food. All consumers, beware. Thanks to the Almighty Truth, we have been provided with pictures of the source of this particular potato hideout.


Yes, indeed. It is McDonald's!!!

Our sources have fully detailed the ploy on how the potatoes work. Consumers would eat fries, which are actually potatoes in disguise (who would have know that?), and would thus be mind-controlled by the potatoes. These cruel spuds have allegedly been in cahoots with Ronald McDonald, who has gone into hiding, in order to insidiously carry out such a surreptitious operation. Once again, thanks to the Almighty Truth, an efficient and powerful tracking device has been launched to locate the dastardly criminal. This cutting-edge technology, called Wanted Poster, is so avant garde that no human mind may ever hope to even perceive how it works or looks like. Below is a picture of this piece of the space-age ingenuity:-



Yes, indeed. Ronald McDonald has also been charged with other crimes done towards humanity.

BUT, back to the grave situation at hand.

Responding quickly, the Tribe sent a squad of suicide-bomber Tapirs as well as a fleet of nuclear-bomber Tapirs to deal with the main restaurant --- the McDonald's headquarters of all evil!

On the signal given, the Tapir suicide bombers, wrapped in sticks of dynamite, threw themselves into the restaurant via all doors and windows while Tapir snipers began shooting at all the evil customers who had been brainwashed by the fried potatoes. To put an end to all the needless chaos, destruction and death the potatoes had caused, the Tapir nuclear bombers quickly dropped a few nuclear bombs to finish off the last of the fried potatoes.

Once again, thanks to The Secret Tribe of Potato-Hunting Potatoes, disaster and destruction has been completely averted. Thanks to the Divine Force, a picture has been provided to show what a wonderful and gloriously peaceful place the world has become after the Tapirs wiped out the McDonald's conspiracy.


Also thanks to the peace-making actions of the Tribe, the rest of the McDonald's restaurants have been made pure with no more fried potato conspiracies. As shown by the following picture provided by the Almighty Truth, consumers are now extremely appeased and satisfied with McDonald's.


Remember: The Secret Tribe of Potato-Hunting Tapirs will never resort to any form of violence, except when absolutely necessary.